Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Are You Smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader?

This little game is a quiz given to 2nd grade students in Chinese public schools. See how long it takes you or if you can get it at all. Took me longer than I'd like to admit...


Good luck!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Uh-oh. It's true.

I hadn't thought about it this way before. I've changed my mind. Open the borders...now.

I've just gotta have that MacGyver hair


I don't know why this place hasn't been franchised yet but surely it is coming to your neighborhood soon.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Wouldn't It Be Nice...

Ever wish you could combine two things you love to make a new and glorious product? Here's one that I can't believe hasn't caught on yet. Who doesn't like little chicken nuggets? And who doesn't like a good bowl of cereal in the morning? Add a little gravy and some raspberries and you have a complete breakfast (or dinner for that matter).
Someday I'm going to give up dentistry and be a novelty cereal genius.



Thursday, November 13, 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008

When good pumpkins go bad


You think you raise your little jack-o-lantern so well, and then one day...they snap. Oh the humanities.

Pie Graph


Sometimes life should be charted out in very simple ways. Wouldn't it be great if life were this simple to evaluate? "Hmmm, looking at the graph, I'm about 28% satisfied."

Just Be Careful

I just want everyone to be careful out there on the highways, and always beware of falling rocks and cows. Sad that this sign exists because it happened to someone.

These two shouldn't sit next to eachother


These guys shouldn't even be friends. You know that after the game the team was watching the film and all of a sudden the coach goes "...What the..?!"

This would only sell in Utah


Words don't really describe this product. All I can say is that if I see this coming down the street towards me...I run because I'm probably about to get a sales pitch for Zrii, or NuSkin, or some Utah pyramid scheme. Pretty funny though.