Monday, December 29, 2008

Why you should always check your kids' homework

(Mommy actually works at Home Depot. She was drawn here selling a shovel.)

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Greatest Band I've Never Heard Of

This video is of a band named "Focus". The song is called "Hocus Pocus". It was performed 2 years before I was born. So someone older than me might recall this classic performance. I don't know why these guys aren't around but I'm thinking it may have something to do with the lead singer. Just a the whole'll see what I mean.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Double trouble

If the pit bull doesn't kill you, the common cold that hits your immuno-deficient body will.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Advertisements from the Early 1900's

It is hard to believe but these are actual advertisements. I didn't do any Photoshopping this time. It's amazing how far we've come in the medical field. Anyone who wants to go back to the "Good Ol' Days" maybe forgot about some of these things.

This is so true. Just when you think you know someone...

This sounds appealing doesn't it ladies?

Christmas is coming soon, don't miss out on this gift.

No comment on this one. But those two dudes sure look happy.

Who isn't happy when they eat lard?

Who knew?

Yep, some day. . .

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Are You Smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader?

This little game is a quiz given to 2nd grade students in Chinese public schools. See how long it takes you or if you can get it at all. Took me longer than I'd like to admit...

Good luck!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Uh-oh. It's true.

I hadn't thought about it this way before. I've changed my mind. Open the

I've just gotta have that MacGyver hair

I don't know why this place hasn't been franchised yet but surely it is coming to your neighborhood soon.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Wouldn't It Be Nice...

Ever wish you could combine two things you love to make a new and glorious product? Here's one that I can't believe hasn't caught on yet. Who doesn't like little chicken nuggets? And who doesn't like a good bowl of cereal in the morning? Add a little gravy and some raspberries and you have a complete breakfast (or dinner for that matter).
Someday I'm going to give up dentistry and be a novelty cereal genius.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008

When good pumpkins go bad

You think you raise your little jack-o-lantern so well, and then one day...they snap. Oh the humanities.

Pie Graph

Sometimes life should be charted out in very simple ways. Wouldn't it be great if life were this simple to evaluate? "Hmmm, looking at the graph, I'm about 28% satisfied."

Just Be Careful

I just want everyone to be careful out there on the highways, and always beware of falling rocks and cows. Sad that this sign exists because it happened to someone.

These two shouldn't sit next to eachother

These guys shouldn't even be friends. You know that after the game the team was watching the film and all of a sudden the coach goes "...What the..?!"

This would only sell in Utah

Words don't really describe this product. All I can say is that if I see this coming down the street towards me...I run because I'm probably about to get a sales pitch for Zrii, or NuSkin, or some Utah pyramid scheme. Pretty funny though.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Michael Jackson's Inspiration

So one day Michael Jackson goes into his plastic surgeon and says, "Doc, I'm not happy with my normal looking face. I would like to look like this sphinx from ancient Egypt."
Whoever this surgeon is, he is apparently pretty talented.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Great new look

Why Dog Owners Bother Me

I have a problem with many dog owners. And this is why. I mean, come on. When we lived in Denver it seemed like people would let their kids freeze to death in the winter but the dog would be bundled up in a Calvin Klein sweater with an Armani scarf. They had full sections of clothing for dogs at the Target by our house. No kidding, it was right between the women's and children's sections.

So this picture says more about how I feel on this subject than anything else. Disgusting.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Catfishing Down South

   I don't know how to explain this, but what else do you do in Louisiana on a Saturday afternoon after getting totally wasted?
   The first fish is big but the second one is ridiculous. I live in the wrong state.


Maybe this guy should have done a little more show prep.

Only In Japan - Building Tetris

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Monday, September 29, 2008

My Kind of Breakfast

You know when you were little and you thought to yourself, "Hey, I like peanut butter, and I like pickles...I think a peanut butter and pickle sandwich would be awesome." (I still love those by the way.)
Well this is like that. Some breakfast executive thought, "Hmmm...pancakes and sausage are good but so hard to eat. Maybe we could put them on a stick so that you don't have to burn any calories cutting them up. But we're still missing some fat know what kids like? Chocolate chips. Let's chuck some of those in too. And voila!"

I hope to find these at Bashas this week.

Sometimes You Need a Break

   You know the feeling...long day with nothing exciting going on. You've looked at every website in your favorites list. You've stalked everybody's blog you know. Now what?
   Well, there is a plethora of fun, exciting, interesting, messed up stuff out there. So the stuff I find to break up my day, I'll stick on here to give you the same opportunity.
   Disclaimer: Some of this may be stupid to you or offensive or juvenile or whatever but if it makes me laugh, it makes the blog. Enjoy!