So one day Michael Jackson goes into his plastic surgeon and says, "Doc, I'm not happy with my normal looking face. I would like to look like this sphinx from ancient Egypt."
Whoever this surgeon is, he is apparently pretty talented.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Why Dog Owners Bother Me
I have a problem with many dog owners. And this is why. I mean, come on. When we lived in Denver it seemed like people would let their kids freeze to death in the winter but the dog would be bundled up in a Calvin Klein sweater with an Armani scarf. They had full sections of clothing for dogs at the Target by our house. No kidding, it was right between the women's and children's sections.
So this picture says more about how I feel on this subject than anything else. Disgusting.
So this picture says more about how I feel on this subject than anything else. Disgusting.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Catfishing Down South
I don't know how to explain this, but what else do you do in Louisiana on a Saturday afternoon after getting totally wasted?
The first fish is big but the second one is ridiculous. I live in the wrong state.
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