A Break in My Day

Think She'll Like It?

2009-08-06T20:47:00.001-07:00

The Dumbest Person Ever?

2009-07-31T19:06:00.000-07:00

Brilliant

2009-07-24T17:17:00.000-07:00

She does not look happy. But really, shame on her for thinking that if she sold a few more beers than someone else she would get a new car. I'm just really surprised and disappointed because my perception was always that Hooters employees had to pass an IQ test to work there. My whole world is rocked. (BTW, any time you can use Yoda in a prank, you get bonus points)

An Unholy Alliance

2009-07-04T11:13:00.000-07:00

The final alliance that will take over the universe. The circle is complete. The student has become the master. But which is which?

Irony

2009-07-04T11:11:00.000-07:00

My Next Car

2009-06-04T14:59:00.000-07:00

I'm hoping this baby comes available on Craig's List. If not, I'll have to invest in a lot of Troll dolls to cover my truck.

My Love of Hamburgers

2009-05-24T13:23:00.000-07:00

I used to like hamburgers. But after seeing this video, I have a deeper love and respect for the awesome power and artistic ability of a hamburger.

The Truth Behind Home Teaching

2009-05-21T13:06:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Eric Harris for e-mailing me the link to this. This is how EQ presidency meetings really go.

Pregnant Women - A True Story

2009-05-19T14:25:00.000-07:00

I don't remember which of my cousins had this on her blog but it is awesome. And since I am currently living with a pregnant woman and have 2 others at work, I can say...it is so true.

I Love This Guy.

2009-02-27T13:09:00.000-08:00

That Would be Creepy

2009-01-20T19:24:00.001-08:00

I know how the people at the Learning Center feel. I thought someone was watching me from my wife's side of the closet, only to find out it was also a card-board cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

This Is Why the Economy is in Trouble

2009-01-16T14:21:00.000-08:00

The root of the whole financial crisis in America boils down to this video clip. Hopefully our generation doesn't become known as the "Generation that Destroyed Capitalism" through our sense of entitlement and lack of financial responsibility.

My Next Adventure

2009-01-06T16:22:00.000-08:00

Don't tell my wife but I want to try this. Watch the whole thing because it just gets better the more you watch. Click the button to watch it in Full Screen. It is a high-quality video and you get a better feel for how cool this is.

wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.

(Thanks to Eric Harris for sharing this video.)

Why you should always check your kids' homework

2008-12-29T08:22:00.000-08:00

(Mommy actually works at Home Depot. She was drawn here selling a shovel.)

Greatest Band I've Never Heard Of

2008-12-28T19:43:00.000-08:00

This video is of a band named "Focus". The song is called "Hocus Pocus". It was performed 2 years before I was born. So someone older than me might recall this classic performance. I don't know why these guys aren't around but I'm thinking it may have something to do with the lead singer. Just a guess...watch the whole thing...you'll see what I mean.

Double trouble

2008-12-20T15:39:00.000-08:00

If the pit bull doesn't kill you, the common cold that hits your immuno-deficient body will.

Advertisements from the Early 1900's

2008-12-02T08:03:00.000-08:00

It is hard to believe but these are actual advertisements. I didn't do any Photoshopping this time. It's amazing how far we've come in the medical field. Anyone who wants to go back to the "Good Ol' Days" maybe forgot about some of these things.

This is so true. Just when you think you know someone...

This sounds appealing doesn't it ladies?

Christmas is coming soon, don't miss out on this gift.

No comment on this one. But those two dudes sure look happy.

Who isn't happy when they eat lard?

Who knew?

Yep, some day. . .

Are You Smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader?

2008-11-26T07:22:00.001-08:00

This little game is a quiz given to 2nd grade students in Chinese public schools. See how long it takes you or if you can get it at all. Took me longer than I'd like to admit...

http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html

Good luck!

Uh-oh. It's true.

2008-11-24T19:19:00.000-08:00

I hadn't thought about it this way before. I've changed my mind. Open the borders...now.

I've just gotta have that MacGyver hair

2008-11-24T19:14:00.000-08:00

I don't know why this place hasn't been franchised yet but surely it is coming to your neighborhood soon.

Wouldn't It Be Nice...

2008-11-18T09:23:00.000-08:00

Ever wish you could combine two things you love to make a new and glorious product? Here's one that I can't believe hasn't caught on yet. Who doesn't like little chicken nuggets? And who doesn't like a good bowl of cereal in the morning? Add a little gravy and some raspberries and you have a complete breakfast (or dinner for that matter).
Someday I'm going to give up dentistry and be a novelty cereal genius.

Ever Feel Like This?

2008-11-13T07:05:00.001-08:00

When good pumpkins go bad

2008-11-03T21:15:00.001-08:00

You think you raise your little jack-o-lantern so well, and then one day...they snap. Oh the humanities.

Pie Graph

2008-11-03T21:01:00.000-08:00

Sometimes life should be charted out in very simple ways. Wouldn't it be great if life were this simple to evaluate? "Hmmm, looking at the graph, I'm about 28% satisfied."

Just Be Careful

2008-11-03T20:43:00.000-08:00

I just want everyone to be careful out there on the highways, and always beware of falling rocks and cows. Sad that this sign exists because it happened to someone.

These two shouldn't sit next to eachother

2008-11-03T20:40:00.000-08:00

These guys shouldn't even be friends. You know that after the game the team was watching the film and all of a sudden the coach goes "...What the..?!"

This would only sell in Utah

2008-11-03T20:35:00.001-08:00

Words don't really describe this product. All I can say is that if I see this coming down the street towards me...I run because I'm probably about to get a sales pitch for Zrii, or NuSkin, or some Utah pyramid scheme. Pretty funny though.

Michael Jackson's Inspiration

2008-10-07T05:33:00.000-07:00

So one day Michael Jackson goes into his plastic surgeon and says, "Doc, I'm not happy with my normal looking face. I would like to look like this sphinx from ancient Egypt."
Whoever this surgeon is, he is apparently pretty talented.

Great new look

2008-10-04T15:20:00.001-07:00

Why Dog Owners Bother Me

2008-10-04T14:35:00.001-07:00

I have a problem with many dog owners. And this is why. I mean, come on. When we lived in Denver it seemed like people would let their kids freeze to death in the winter but the dog would be bundled up in a Calvin Klein sweater with an Armani scarf. They had full sections of clothing for dogs at the Target by our house. No kidding, it was right between the women's and children's sections.

So this picture says more about how I feel on this subject than anything else. Disgusting.

Catfishing Down South

2008-10-02T21:37:00.000-07:00

I don't know how to explain this, but what else do you do in Louisiana on a Saturday afternoon after getting totally wasted?

The first fish is big but the second one is ridiculous. I live in the wrong state.

Oops!

2008-10-02T21:24:00.000-07:00

Maybe this guy should have done a little more show prep.

Only In Japan - Building Tetris

2008-10-02T20:37:00.000-07:00

Find more Digital art videos at 5min.com

My Kind of Breakfast

2008-09-29T21:33:00.000-07:00

You know when you were little and you thought to yourself, "Hey, I like peanut butter, and I like pickles...I think a peanut butter and pickle sandwich would be awesome." (I still love those by the way.)
Well this is like that. Some breakfast executive thought, "Hmmm...pancakes and sausage are good but so hard to eat. Maybe we could put them on a stick so that you don't have to burn any calories cutting them up. But we're still missing some fat content...you know what kids like? Chocolate chips. Let's chuck some of those in too. And voila!"

I hope to find these at Bashas this week.

Sometimes You Need a Break

2008-09-29T20:53:00.000-07:00

You know the feeling...long day with nothing exciting going on. You've looked at every website in your favorites list. You've stalked everybody's blog you know. Now what?

Well, there is a plethora of fun, exciting, interesting, messed up stuff out there. So the stuff I find to break up my day, I'll stick on here to give you the same opportunity.

Disclaimer: Some of this may be stupid to you or offensive or juvenile or whatever but if it makes me laugh, it makes the blog. Enjoy!